And so you and Trump agree that we must bomb Syria. It’s only realistic.

Yeah, okay. Fair enough. The problem is that the U.S. hasn’t dropped enough bombs on everyone else. It hasn’t worked so far, but it’s just one more campaign away from succeeding the way that it didn’t in any other prior war.

Oh, okay, sorry, I made too much out of the incredibly tiny issue of whether or not to lob bombs onto foreigners.

. . . oh okay. Arguably, though, dropping bombs is pretty important when it comes to understanding foreign policy preferences?

There’s a whole heaping mountain of shit in the Grauniad too, but it definitely is miles ahead of the NYT.

So you’re claiming that one woman in three hundred is sexually assaulted.

Whereas his ideas about how Palestinians are bad for not wanting to be penned in and literally denied food are intellectual positions worthy of serious debate?

Literally, publicly sided with Trump on bombing Syria. Not sure how you missed that. Maybe you were busy being lost in his eyes at the time.

No risk of that happening ever.

Also, men who take these “female-coded” jobs, like nurses or teachers, get paid more than women, so the argument that it’s about the choice of jobs is total fucking bullshit.

Uh, being ugly and being a terrible person are totally unrelated qualities.

Justin Trudeau, a guy who agrees with Trump’s foreign policy.

I’d make jokes about his comical lack of romantic desirability but I mean, totally sexually undesirable people aren’t necessarily as fundamentally awful and worthless as this sack of shit.

Pot is great and all but it tends to make anxiety worse so be very careful before trying it. And definitely don’t start by eating it!

Nicotine will definitely cause heartburn (it relaxes smooth muscle, which can cause the sphincter at the top of the stomach to relax, causing reflux) and it can cause tingly feel on your skin. I know that when I smoked, it definitely gave me heartburn and nicotine lozenges made my mouth tingly.

It’s definitely better than smoking.

I don’t think the Navy allows sailors to wear a fedora when on duty either.

I hope you can’t smoke tobacco on a submarine, though. That would not be nice for the rest of the crew.

Agreed. He’s painfully unfunny.