Sandi, why are you helping them do this? You know better.

Ran out of British tv shows to be painfully unfunny on.

That is the face of a man who has more than a passing acquaintance with porn.

Yeah, but the thing is normal people very frequently experience things much worse than “the commercial we got paid a huge amount of money to make was unpopular”. The fact that she’s whining about it is not a great look.

What an astonishingly unlikable person.

I don’t recognize your reference. Probably a bit too erudite for me. Is that a character from a Gaddis novel?

(((Globalist)))

Just please let me be vaporized quickly when it all goes down.

Barefoot is confusing because they make both shitty (but I mean, drinkable) table wine and hobo wine and it’s not obvious from the label which you’re buying.

So that’s actually just, like, one and a half bottles of wine. I mean, they already make bigger wine bottles than that, for you people who think you’re too good for a big ol’ box of wine.

And which facts did I get wrong?

No you haven’t. You have repeatedly failed to even respond to what I said, which is that you didn’t have the basic facts right. The fact that you don’t think getting facts right matters is on you; it doesn’t change anything I pointed out.

So, like, you still don’t have any way of defending what you said, then.

i’m not a fan of modern art, and i never will be. let it go, man. i don’t get why you need so badly to convince me of this. i am not a very convincable person. i have my tastes and my opinions about art, they are pretty much set.

Uh, no, you’re the person who brought up disabilities, not me. Is it fair to say that the reason you hate me is because you perceive me as having a disability?

Sorry, what was that about my disabilities?

I feel like cats do better with companionship. It can be awkward/hissy in the first few days but it ends up better in the long run. He will need some supervision at first though.

“Hey howsabout that fuckin’? I sure as shit am into it.”

I’m so sorry, please care for yourself.

Oh yes to confirm what everyone else has said, melatonin helps. Take it a couple hours before you need to sleep. It helps get you drowsy by bedtime, and it’s totally safe (naturally occurring hormone, so the worst it could do is get your sleep cycle out of whack if you took it at a bizarre time of day).