Uh, I’m not the one who needed his friends to come to my defense here . . . I guess that point was too subtle for you?

Well, the definitional English dictionary is the OED, which has “gonna”. For practical purposes, I’ll suggest that what counts as a legit dictionary is one that has the word “gonna”.

Okay. So, I’m a man who shamefully doesn’t ask my “friends” to come do internet fights for me. So embarrassing for me, huh?

Weird. Okay, so (I say this based on my degree in linguistics) you’re going to have to fight that out with every legit dictionary.

That family shit is really tough. You are clearly doing what you can. That whole situation is awful.

Okay. You’re gonna have to fight that out with literally every English dictionary.

So your point is you think I’m short? Okay.

Lol, you didn’t even know what a subdomain was.

Your wife is in my thoughts. I hope everything goes well for you both.

I mean I’m sure they’re gonna support parents and children any day now, they just need to focus on doing this first.

I use “gonna” and similar in writing all the time.

THIS TIME IT’S PERSONAL

Tell me more about how you and your friend don’t care, though. I want to know all about it.

THANK YOU.

Wait she visits family that won’t allow her partner to come? Do you visit the family members who drew these rules up? That situation is abundantly not okay. I don’t want to criticize, but I think you have an obligation to show solidarity with your gay extended family member here. No one should visit these people under…

but like, debutante balls and stuff

This is totally beside the point, but, uh, we all agree that we don’t want to live in a country in which everyone looks like him, right?

Everything I said was completely correct except the term I used, which I didn’t feel like googling while on my phone on a train with shitty cell reception at the time

Lol, okay. Take your pick of whether it is sadder to imagine that she had to ask a friend to come have a fight for her on the internet or that she made up an imaginary friend and started up an account for them. Either way, uh, kinda sad.