Fail.

“Hillary, I was thinking last night about what you said, about using money from the Foundation to pay superpredators to take care of Vince Foster. That was such a clever idea, I have so much to learn from you.

Uh, I shouldn’t have to explain this, but in the past, executive orders have been used to do unconstitutional things.

A terrible one no doubt, but last I checked they are still on the map.

While EOs have been used in the past by Presidents, sometimes to the chagrin of their political opponents they have not been used to unilaterally carry out deeply unpopular policy programs that have radical impacts on our country, even when Presidents have been strongly in favor of policy programs that are unpopular…

Why would he need to identify her? We already know who she is. Is he planning on using, “No, that’s not one of the women I drugged and raped!” as a defense?

I dunno, I heard on Facebook that Hillary’s private email server probably irradiated children with wi-fi, causing autism.

Yeah, if you’re that drunk, you should do the responsible thing and drive.

I just can’t deal with any of this right now.

Fail.

Still can’t defend what you said.

Oh, look, you are dismissing my comments and still replying to them, because you can’t defend what you said.

You’re making a counterfactual statement that doesn’t even fit with what I’ve said, which must mean that you can’t offer a legitimate defense of what you’ve said.

If you were right, you wouldn’t have to use (completely erroneous) ad hominems.

I, for one, believe that reduced taxes, across the income spectrum, actually CAN help the economy overall.

Ross Perot was a candidate during his lifetime.

Real-life stoners aren’t as chill as movie stoners.

There is no possible basis for you to suggest I’m opposed to “harm reduction” or that I’m a teetotaler.

I’ve heard that year before. I think that’s the first confirmed case, because they happened to have an old preserved blood sample they tested years later.

Uh, it would only be “concern trolling” if it weren’t my actual opinion.