We’ve known this was a myth for years and years and years.

Systemic inequality and limited resources aren’t problems our country is realistically going to solve anytime soon.

Legalizing weed is not a fix for the misery and subsequent social problems caused by poverty and lack of opportunity. The United States owes native people a whole lot more than legal weed.

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Uh, I mean, so what? He had to take a piss.

Interestingly, people who work are usually getting home and cooking dinner at that time, so apparently we are not their target audience?

Thank God they prevented this potentially suicidal woman from doing harm to herself.

It’s certainly better than keeping it illegal, but it’s not exactly getting to the heart of the problem, right?

Well, I don’t really know but I imagine one would keep that quiet from one’s fiancé(e), generally. “Hey, babe, I think about porking kiddos sometimes” is not really a great thing to bring up in between choosing invitations and arranging seats at the reception.

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You are awesome.

I dunno, can we really trust the word of a lady that short?

So, like, she got her tits out in order to start out a career in music.

So, like, some old ladies who take off their clothes are cool, but others are super thirsty (even if they’ve spent the last forty years doing the same thing).

Well, that muse was Madonna.

But judged as a musician, she’s pretty crappy. I’m not sure that’s the direction she should go in.

I agree, but I’m guessing Gaga is going for a bit beyond the normal pop star definition.

Just recently she performed at Afro Punk wearing nothing but some body paint and a hula hoop. The difference is that’s who Grace Jones has always been.

Stand up straight, Ciara!

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