Fail.

He could really use an eyebrow pencil.

Fail.

It’s actually much nicer when they say “black people”.

Man, when you look at a photo of that man, only one word comes to mind: “Hinged”.

I will always love him because of your line about terraria. Which means you accomplished what you want at least in me.

An election is simply too important for us to stick to our “Judeo-Christian values”.

I didn’t realize there was room inside me to be shocked at shit he did anymore. I was wrong.

Yeah it takes more than just wearing makeup and masturbating in front of children to make you a real clown.

I’m just imagining that in the voice of Aisling Bea.

Are that many heterosexual guys up for that?

*facepalm* This is not shade.

Ugh, it was an awful flight. There was a baby crying, they ran out of V8, and this guy in a lumpy suit grabbed me by the pussy.

Let’s be realistic: absolutely no one is interested in that offer.

Fail.

This piece of woke allyship is exactly what feminist websites should be amplifying, I say this as a man who also doesn’t grab pussies.

Remember how, when she wasn’t touring, Janet Jackson would get curvier and the press would rip her apart? That doesn’t happen to Kim.

Wait neither Donald Trump nor Nicki Minaj is “mononymous”.

Fail.