Yer mama dresses you funny.

There’s a part of me that still has trouble believing that he is appealing to anyone. A large part of me.

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“We should name it after a popular celebrity that children love. Like Don DeLillo, or Itzhak Perlman.”

It’s not offensive, but I’d be pretty pissed if someone decided to make money off of my image without permission and without giving me a cut.

I don’t get why someone would name a child’s toy after a TV reporter in the first place. That’s such a bizarre thing to have done.

Korean flag on the wall in the background so presumably not actually karate.

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vag stretched out

Good luck! Your kid will end up great.

She’s doing her best. It’s not her fault she doesn’t have as good a last name as Barry Manilow.

Working class voters like Susan Sarandon.

Boy that must be a great baby if it’s worth forty bucks just to touch it.

This art is really good.

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