I hope Cuomo’s bones catch on fire.

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Perhaps, but isn’t it a burden to have to see a doctor because so many Planned Parenthood clinics are getting underfunded or closed?

Is there evidence that seeing a physician once a year actually does screen out the majority of problems caused by birth control, though? I suppose a lecture about quitting smoking might lead a few women to quit and lower the odds of a birth control-caused blood clot, but I’m guessing that wouldn’t be a strong effect.

Sure, but if you’re poor and don’t have health insurance, that’s likely to be out of reach (at least for those who don’t live near a Planned Parenthood).

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I disagree. Birth control is available over the counter in a lot of countries and is very safe on the whole, and there are a lot of people for whom the requirement to see a doctor is a substantial burden.

‘‘Use Condom Sense!’’

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Is there evidence that the Libertarian Party was ever not terrible? I’ve never met an actual libertarian who admits to being affiliated with the Party.

Would it be a bad thing if we gathered up every person whose job is creating “content”, built a wall around them, and then just left them there?

I, for one, am both shocked and appalled!

Wait, hold the phone . . . I can’t believe that a fashion reporter could possibly say something misogynist!

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Some of these are kind of hot.

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