I always sort of thought of Fresh Air as this light nonsense until I had a job that left me driving home for an hour at night frequently during the time when the local public radio station replayed the show. I can see how you would have that impression, but I started to see how well she was able to elicit things from…

Well, I’m assuming Aimée Lutkin must be queer in order to have written this, she just doesn’t have the full range of experiences of all queer people (as indeed none of us do).

I mean, uh, a lot of us homos have a hard time working that shit out, probably moreso when Abby (and I) were that age than nowadays. Maybe Jezebel hasn’t heard about this yet but we live in a society that, among its other failings, is characterized by deep heteronormativity, and it can be difficult for young gay…

Stop it stop it I can only get so erect.

Wait, what happened to Meshach Taylor?

Men themselves correspond, in a fawning matter, to male serial killers and mass murderers all the time.

I mean there’s the funny teacher who DGAF and then there’s this trainwreck. I actually wouldn’t be surprised if there was substance abuse involved because a lot of this sounds like shit that would seem funny if you were high.

Okay. Thankfully as a rule people who spell it “per-say” are not generally allowed a say in who gets to be a teacher.

Oh, look, an old person trying to pretend they remember what it’s like to be young.

I mean, that’s offensive on a whole nother level because it’s just dumb, there’s not that much fiber in any muffin.

Judging by what I’ve seen on Youtube, there are lots of tortoises who love to fuck.

By 2001, Carey was 11 years into a career marked by overachieving.

As far as I know, there are only two things all New Yorkers truly love: 1) Wu-Tang Clan, and 2) complaining about the city’s famously impossible real estate.

Still failing.

In fairness, I use garlic on pretty much every kind of meat.

I mean, they can’t actually do this, at least without going to prison.

I mean, he’s got all his hair, he hasn’t actually eaten anyone as far as we know . . . you could do worse.

Fail. That’s not a defense of your dumb comments.

¿Por qué no los dos?

Has anyone else noticed that Zayn is very attractive?