I bet they have a surprising number of sightings of people in ghost costumes.

Still can’t defend what you said, huh? That sucks for you.

Oh shit that sucks, I’m sorry you have to deal with it.

I assume a “moon bath” is when you just menstruate right into the bathwater, right? I support this beautiful act of empowered womanhood.

Wait, what? No, if we’re voting for some 70-year-old dude with clear signs of dementia and obvious hair surgery for president, we are absolutely entitled to know about his health history.

Keep your fucking knees together whore.

Well, if she used the v-word, she might not be allowed to speak.

I mean, I don’t think it’s that they just don’t “get” it, I think they disagree with the premise.

Huh so a newspaper letter to the editor was offensive to the sensibilities of decent human beings?!

So you still can’t defend it.

I don’t know what to do about the fact that I unironically love that video.

Wait that’s fucked up. Who do we pressure to fix this?

I mean, duh, Neil deGrasse Tyson. Obviously defining a concept as vague as intelligence is not going to be straightforward and uncontroversial.

He’s definitely not hot, and judging from the height of that fivehead he’s not young either.

You still haven’t defended it.

Well, or you could just pay the money for the service that is apparently quite valuable to you.

That’s not “pretty good”, that’s less than the cost to develop and provide the service you want. It’s only “pretty good” by comparison to other services that are losing money.

I’m honestly kind of astonished that people who are reasonably together (as I -- optimistically -- think of Jezebel writers as being) would think that a software service that they like a lot and which costs money to provide should necessarily be free. I mean, the people who wrote the software you apparently depend on…

Yeah. I mean, how did you not understand that they intended to monetize this eventually?

Wait, $50 a year for an application you depend on for something as basic as email is excessive? I pay more than that just for Hulu.