That’s very unfair to Marie Antoinette.

Jesus, the misogyny is thick in here.

Ah man. I love Michelle Obama. I miss her.

Never raise kids to be like this.

My grandparents were 20 years apart and had the best marriage.

Hmmm. Sounds aegist. I’ve been the older and younger but a good deal and it wasn’t creepy either way.

I think the age of youngest person in the partnership matters the most when it comes to when an age gap becomes creepy. More than 5 years creeps me out if the younger person is in their early to mid 20s because the typical person of that age (I mean, now, not talking past generations) is struggling with paying tuition…

I’m 36 my husband is 51. Been together for seven years, drama free, loving, respect filled relationship. We’ve both helped each other grow as people. You sound very close minded.

In that case my mom is a huge creep b/c she’s six years older than my dad.

Why? Maybe that’s a hangup you need to unpack.

Sometimes it can be creepy and sometimes not. I dated a guy twenty years older than me at 17. That was really, really bad for me. Another at 18. Still bad. But now that I’m older with the life experience (you don’t even want to know) of someone twice my age, I sorta need someone older... my partner now is 14 years…

100% agree. I’m so not here for dudes advertising their woke boners. You don’t get a ribbon for being attracted to your own damn wife, ffs. I’m so glad we’ve levelled up to just laughing at them.

Agreed. This dude’s a creep. He just wants to be validated for his gross objectification.

It totally matters because what if he wants to be a dad? What if he wants to go on vacation near a beach in 20 years and he’s 40 and she’s ‘geriatric’ and ‘shouldn’t’ wear a bikini anymore? BUT WHAT IF.

It starts out as a sort of naive tribute to his fetish prize. Then 3/4 of the way down it hits “real women are X” territory, thus fulfilling the true promise of the post and becoming a trainwreck of creepy objectification AND body shaming. It’s a twofer! And that beard...

This is the truest truth that there ever was.

I’m surprised no one in the comments has said this yet... does it seem like he is essentially trying to be an instragram influencer sort? Just, instead of the lifestyle being wearing fancy clothes and drinking branded tea on a beach somewhere, his lifestyle is being married to a “curvy girl.” The verbiage he uses…

To borrow a page from “Unidentified Google Engineer Manifesto Writer,” this is exactly what we would predict from an Evolutionary Psychology perspective.

haha, I can’t take credit, I think this joke has been around for a while now. :) #misandry

As someone who at 32 dated a 61 year old I approve this message.