Get ready to be doxxed on this. The internet is a powerful medium.

That’s easy then. Never date anyone outside the parameters you’ve set for yourself.

They’re having a better time than my poor parents who spend the day watching Fox and refuse to spend the sizable amount of money they have stashed away.

Also available for men.

Promise?

And yet...

We don’t have travel bans in Costa Rica but if we did, I can’t think of a better group of people. (Hi darling! Happy New Year!!!)

We do not have travel bans in Costa Rica but if we did I can’t think of a better set of people to keep out.

In all fairness, this photo may have been taken ten hours into the wedding. I don’t know any bride that looks fabulous after that long in what was probably a very stressful day. Can you imagine the micromanaging that must have gone into the wedding?

So... aren’t you going to give us some post fight analysis?