I am literally reading and commenting on this article instead of working.

Agreed! So adorable! They just wanted the treats. :D

Double check the laws in your city. In some places, even if the person didn’t sign a lease, if they’ve been living there for X months, you have to formally evict them.

Haha yeah, what mythical land is this? Most dudes I’ve met can barely afford their *own* situation.

Most adorable mauling ever.

Whoa whoa whoa I need a ticket to this zoo right now.

He has treats in his fist so that’s why they were gnawing on his hands.

Don’t care, played with lemurs.

I mentioned that he needs to pay rent since he’s living with me full-time. He balked saying he’s not using that much electricity, gas, etc.

Change the locks. Done deal.

French women are cool girls who don’t care about infidelity.

In which France, having spent decades tut-tutting Americans for being sexual Puritans, experiences the cognitive dissonance that comes with being confronted by the fact that its culture of “seduction” almost always is accompanied by hefty doses of power imbalances.

False consciousness is a hell of a drug.

The French in general seem to have a shitty attitude towards sexual harassment and abuse just in general.

I wonder if part of this is about women who would rather believe they were seduced than assaulted. It’s often easier to act like you were a willing participant than accept the reality. And if you are a woman of a certain age, it had to be damn near impossible to escape predators.

please god tell me this is the end of everybody wanting to be like those mythological French Women that hack journalists write articles about, that never get fat and always dress better than us.

What’s more romantic than watching your boss jerk off into a plant??? American women JUST DON’T GET IT!