Sincerely dig the new profile pic, Jack.  You were Hunter Minshew before Hunter Minshew was Hunter Minshew.

I am the world’s biggest Dollop stan.  This one was outstanding.

Really, if I’ve learned anything from Trump bribing foreign leaders to help his campaign by smearing his opponents, it’s that HILLARY CLINTON IS CORRUPT.

This is not

Not only that, but really he wasn’t even “ALSO CALL ME ABOUT THIS” he was “I suggest you call other people, not me, leave me the fuck out of this from this point forward.”

This is so fucking obvious, but we all know that his supporters will be crawling out of their burrows to defend him and using this as “proof” of no quid pro quo.

What the hell are you doing in the grays?!

Why, why, why do you keep giving these people the attention that they want?

Our species sucks so hard. 

GOP operatives caught on tape detailing exactly how they steal democracy and it doesn’t even warrant a clickable headline. 

What this should be: One of the biggest political stories in years, dissected constantly by the 24-hour news media, driving disgust with the GOP and outraged calls for investigations and for change.

Oh, well then I apologize for my rampant anti-Semitism.

If you thought you liked Kinja’s UI, this new one will FUCK YOU IN THE SKULL!

Right. Which is exactly why they won’t flip to support the impeachment of a President as widely supported among their base as this asshole. They’ll get their asses primaried.

This is all a moat point.

Outstanding. 

I think he knows what a two-door car is, thank you very much.  It’s the kind of car you keep chickens in.

I’ve been waiting much longer than that for the death panels to execute my father for his high blood pressure and cardiovascular disease.

I can confirm he did not.