That really put the “dreaded” in “Dreaded Real Admiral.”

Hee’z a Whiz, that one.

That gouda gotten really ugly, given that she didn’t have parmesan to be up there.

Moved.

If you don’t get the difference between punching up and punching down I don’t know what to tell you.

You wouldn’t, but an intelligent person would because it’s the richest country in the world and one of the most business-friendly.

Facebook is not a monopoly. You can log off Facebook tomorrow if you want and never return.

I’m past wait for video and into, “Maybe if it’s on HBO and I’m too high to remember how much I hate this fucking guy.”

Neither does breaking up Facebook.

Don’t be racist, sexist, ableist, or trans/homophobic. That’s pretty much the list. If you can’t make people laugh without being any of those things, maybe the problem isn’t the culture that surrounds you?

Fair.

Yeah, it’s such a shame that the telecommunications industry no longer exists since Ma Bell got broken up. And it’s an even bigger shame that there is no longer any oil and gas in America after Standard Oil got broken up.

See Bernie Run.  Bernie run good.  Run, Bernie, Run!

PUMAs!  That’s it, thanks!

HEY-O!

It’s pretty aggravating how the CTRL-Left basically treats Sanders’ supporters the same way they treat Republicans.

RIGHT?!

When you give him attention by replying to his comments you make him cum. Just remember that, Good Admiral, Sir.

Your old style of trolling was so bland and useless, garnering barely any attention, so in desperation you decide to become Bargain Basement Tomato?