Yeah, and I’m sure you “would’ve said” that had President Obama withheld foreign aid to a country unless they agreed to investigate Mitt Romney for something that never happened.

A bald guy with a really weird lower lip?

1.) The Democrats didn’t overplay their hand on the Russia investigation. The Mueller report clearly outlined more than enough obstruction, at the absolute very least, to warrant impeachment.

This comment right here is why this was a terrible move. Nobody will view this as anything but a political decision.  She should have impeached on Mueller or emoluments. Now she’s going all-in before the flop.

And Pelosi played this terribly. Going all in on the Ukraine situation without knowing the facts, when Mueller and emoluments were right there all along.

Nothing I can do about it until next November. But we’ll be lucky if the Democrats even hold their first meeting before January.

it’ll be over and done with by January

Evidently Pelosi is “preparing an action” for tomorrow.

He’s probably learned from experience that is someone withholds from you, you have to pay them.

I love how he does the Jack Nicholson part even though nobody is doing the Tom Cruise part.

Pelosi prefers “masturbating to a Benny Hill soundtrack.”

You went to Pharma U?

IF YOU GIVE MEDICARE TO EVERYONE THEN SOME PEOPLE WON’T HAVE THE THING YOU’RE GIVING THEM!

The population of Afghanistan is 38.2 million.

That’s a misrepresentation of what happened, though.

Holy fuck, this shit might result in a stern letter!

I still think it was a good joke, but my execution was flawed. I should’ve spelled it out. 

First of all, he’s clearly bothered by Captain Moustache’s “I’m tougher than him” stuff.

Is...this really the title?

I would just like to acknowledge the graffiti on the wall next to the tall dude’s head that just says “I ♥ Pants.”