He’s probably learned from experience that is someone withholds from you, you have to pay them.

I love how he does the Jack Nicholson part even though nobody is doing the Tom Cruise part.

Pelosi prefers “masturbating to a Benny Hill soundtrack.”

You went to Pharma U?

IF YOU GIVE MEDICARE TO EVERYONE THEN SOME PEOPLE WON’T HAVE THE THING YOU’RE GIVING THEM!

The population of Afghanistan is 38.2 million.

That’s a misrepresentation of what happened, though.

Holy fuck, this shit might result in a stern letter!

I still think it was a good joke, but my execution was flawed. I should’ve spelled it out. 

First of all, he’s clearly bothered by Captain Moustache’s “I’m tougher than him” stuff.

Is...this really the title?

I would just like to acknowledge the graffiti on the wall next to the tall dude’s head that just says “I ♥ Pants.”

I’m fine living in a Paul Verhoeven movie, but why can’t it be Showgirls?

Of all the veterans in this video, Crenshaw is the one I respect the least.

Depends.

the Pod Save America boys, who are definitively the biggest chodes in the world of podcasting.

Not until I’m dead!

I thought the guy on the left was Joe Biden.

I’m ingesting all of my money in alcohol.

Of course a Hatmaker would welcome an umbrella.