Obviously the promise that he made was to help Putin rid all of his pizza shops of their basement kiddy-diddling clubs.

I do agree with Trump on this.  I have no problem with a snowballing whistleblower.  No kink shaming.

It’s totally fake news and nothing happened.  Also, we’re never turning over the complaint for Congress to see.

I think we all know who put that horse up to it.

No, Nancy Pelosi is just from the Corporate Shill wing of the Democratic Party (i.e. the main wing), and so she serves the same masters as the entire Republican Party.

She looks like a younger and slightly more feminine Sarah Sanders.

Yeah, I remember.

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Apropos of nothing, but has there ever been a Kinja update that has been warmly received? I’ve never seen a system where every update provides either less functionality or less convenient functionality.

“Why should I stop pissing on the couch if the dog is also pissing on the couch!”

Why get rid of guns when it’s so much easier to just rely on a peer-reporting system to permanently lock away any individual who any other individual determines will probably become a school shooter?

You want YOUR money back?  How do you think George Soros feels!!

I would donate my entire 401(k) to Elizabeth Warren if she said, during a debate, “Well, my plan is ______, but you know, mushroom dick over here, he...”

What is he even talking about? Obama took all the guns years ago. I was promised in 2004 that this would happen, and Republicans never lie.

This is right up there with the most morally repugnant things this guy has ever done or said. I hope that this gets non-stop nationwide coverage, but I won’t hold my breath. 

This company sells a white t-shirt that says “Life’s Hard.”

He 100% pronounces it EYE-talians.

“Latinos for Trump.” Like the Log Cabin Republicans, proving that hatred, greed, and lack of empathy are characteristics that are blind to color, gender, sexual orientation, etc.

Holy shit Jesus, you’re absolutely right.