What if he has tapes though?

Right?  If I really wanted to describe my dick I would say it’s “lonely.”

lmao, yeah, I meant circumference.

Aside from “small medium large” or “cut uncut” how the fuck are you describing some dude’s junk in a way that clearly identifies him?

AND Duncan Fucking Hunter.

I would if I had an account.

One would think!

This idiot pretends that his argument is “they’ll just go to other states and do it.”

“I’d say one of the things that has kept America safe and secure for seven decades is a global network of alliances,” Coons said (less than a week after the anniversary of 9/11, I might add).

Well no, HE isn’t taking the money and running.  Bobby Sue did.

ETA:  I’ve filled out the Google doc now that it’s fixed.

Yeah, I was just making a Steve Miller Band joke.

This guy is concerned about physical appearances.

Yep.  This guy’s just going to take the money and run.

If only it could be as difficult for them as it is for the half a million Americans who file for medical-related bankruptcy each year.

It would be wrong to eat them live, you fucking disgusting savage.

Americans are more enthusiastic about voting right now than at any point since 2003

People can say that there’s no such thing as an “alt-left,” but this is why I disagree. This is the CTRL-left. The comic, as you say, “draws attention to the logical inconsistency of online racists.” It’s funny. It’s smart.

Are you serious?

If they were, they’d actually fix the things pointed out to them. This isn’t even some pedantic pointing out of punctuation or spelling. It’s a sentence that makes no sense whatsoever, and it’s supposed to be describing the central theme of this post.