You want YOUR money back?  How do you think George Soros feels!!

I would donate my entire 401(k) to Elizabeth Warren if she said, during a debate, “Well, my plan is ______, but you know, mushroom dick over here, he...”

What is he even talking about? Obama took all the guns years ago. I was promised in 2004 that this would happen, and Republicans never lie.

This is right up there with the most morally repugnant things this guy has ever done or said. I hope that this gets non-stop nationwide coverage, but I won’t hold my breath. 

This company sells a white t-shirt that says “Life’s Hard.”

He 100% pronounces it EYE-talians.

“Latinos for Trump.” Like the Log Cabin Republicans, proving that hatred, greed, and lack of empathy are characteristics that are blind to color, gender, sexual orientation, etc.

Holy shit Jesus, you’re absolutely right.

What if he has tapes though?

Right?  If I really wanted to describe my dick I would say it’s “lonely.”

lmao, yeah, I meant circumference.

Aside from “small medium large” or “cut uncut” how the fuck are you describing some dude’s junk in a way that clearly identifies him?

AND Duncan Fucking Hunter.

I would if I had an account.

One would think!

This idiot pretends that his argument is “they’ll just go to other states and do it.”

“I’d say one of the things that has kept America safe and secure for seven decades is a global network of alliances,” Coons said (less than a week after the anniversary of 9/11, I might add).

Well no, HE isn’t taking the money and running.  Bobby Sue did.

ETA:  I’ve filled out the Google doc now that it’s fixed.

Yeah, I was just making a Steve Miller Band joke.