lol, AOC is a coastal elite now?

I spent a long time in a rural community and in my experience you’re completely right. Jack is waaayyy off base calling your comment a “simplistic reduction.” His notion is a fairy tale based on something that almost never has happened.

Do you know how long it would take him to write down the names of all of the people booing him so he could send a letter to their bosses?

Who’s the lone gentleman here?  It’s me, right?

I just re-joined Twitter like a month ago after a multi-year absence, and barely use it, but this whole situation has delighted me to no end.

Oh, I’m sure the Republicans will have some things to say about THIS particular teen being outside a chicken joint.

One of them, maybe.

Just make this burger instead:

Seductive reasoning.

There are so many things to get legitimately pissed off about from this article and you chose none of them.

Exactly. But yeah, let’s keep bitching about DiCaprio and Al Gore using private jets. Because all that’s standing in our way of having a habitable planet in the future is individual choices.

There has never been a more important issue facing anybody at any time at any place in the history of our species. And even this Splinter article starts by describing it as potentially “one of” the most important issues for our next President. That’s not a knock on the author, that’s just where we are.

$1 million for every percentage of breathable air that the Amazon produces.

It’s real and it’s spectacular.

Attorney or attire, Rusty Hardin sounds more like something you’d find on Urban Dictionary.

Sounds like a job for...

I know I mostly just make joke comments but sometimes the only thing that comes to mind is JESUS BUTTCHUGGING CHRIST HOW THE FUCK IS THIS REALITY?! I WILL NEVER EVER FUCKING FORGIVE ANY SINGLE PERSON THAT VOTED FOR THIS INSANE ORANGE BAG OF DIARRHEA WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

Jeff Goldblum is a national fucking treasure and I can’t wait for this.