YOU’RE a nictitating membrane!

The answer is 1.

No sorry necessary.  If I had enough of an attention span to get past your first sentence, I wouldn’t have made such an idiotic reply.

That’s...not true, though.

I know it’s a deeply unpopular and simplistic sentiment in these parts, but if Joe’s the nominee, he’s getting my vote, warts and all.

“The greatest gift God gave mankind was the ability to forget.” He didn’t trip up on that one at all.

Give him a break. He just got out of a long and productive meeting with a Nigerian prince.

It’s easier to just never stop.

you can’t buy people anymore.

If I’m going to do that much work, I’m going up to bed.  The point of “crashing on the couch” is because my lazy and/or drunk ass isn’t getting up.

If I’m going to do that much work, I’m going up to bed.  The point of “crashing on the couch” is because my lazy…

More recently, Lin is accused of threatening that “the time will come when Miami will burn to the ground

Voight-Kampff. Tremendous actor. Real winner. And a hot daughter, just like me. Good guy. Very, very good guy.

I know that. You know that. We’ve just got to convince tens of millions of idiots of this, and I have little faith in them.

I would agree with most, but not all of that, yeah. I’m just a cynical pessimist who has no faith in the American people to make the objectively correct choice that is Elizabeth Warren.

Because I like her chances against Trump better than most or even all other candidates.

It’s mesmerizing. It’s perfect.

God damn it.  I really, really, really want her to not suck.

There is waaaay too much TV and I frankly can’t wait for the bubble to burst.

DING DING DING