Confederate statues - “We need them! We need them as...uh...a constant reminder that slavery is bad! So we can learn from history or something!”

Denmark is #3 in quality of life rankings. Universal health care and free college.

someone in the GOP with...a sense of morals

Maybe, but it would have had to be Time Machine John Edwards.

Imagine if the Lewinsky scandal had happened in Clinton’s first term and the Democrat that had come to save him was...

As a functional alcoholic who has exasperated his alcoholism exponentially since 11/9/16, I fully support your right to post your drunken nonsense for the world to see. 

I work for a Danish company and interact with my Danish peers daily.

“Likely” lose?  Lmao, no. His constituents have known what he is for several election cycles now. He is them and they are him. 

I am 1,000% for that!!

“No, I’ll just have a burrito.”

Remember when he supported banning Muslims from working in the meat-packing industry and he said, “I don’t want people doing my pork that won’t eat it.”

Thanks!

Oh, I know. Keep fighting the good fight!!!

What’s an Emmet?

As a new Granite Stater, let me say that for anyone who volunteers to keep my new home state blue, I’ll be the first in line to buy you a beer.

The fuck are you talking about?

It’s a little bit weird to see the love for transphobic asshat Cardi B in an article directly after the Laverne Cox post.

That is absolutely the face of a man who has tried to put his massage therapist’s hand on his balls.

Do you have a source?  If this is true, it’s pretty negligent to leave that information out of the story. Not that it makes all of the park’s negligence any better, but still.