I think of my middle Funklet, who once complained to me about people eating all of the brownies in the house with a giant smudge of chocolate on his face.

Perhaps a third last-minute change is the charm?

Fuck right off with this nonsense. 

Thank you, Jack. This bears repeating over and over and over and over. 

Well, if some rando Tweeted it, it must be true.

Feckless. 

But uncle Jim Bob likes to go deer hunting, so it’s a fair trade. 

That’s the joke. 

21 year old Trump lover. His Twitter:

Shooter identified as Patrick Crusius. And he’s a Trump-lover.

Bravo. Well done. 

No worries at all.

They did. Pennsylvania. 

Gross.

“He’s being Presidential!”

Unfortunately, the only people who will read this comment already know that. And the people who need to hear it the most are impervious to reason.

Yeah, I could see that as well.

Prediction: The crowd will start the chant. Trump will, in fact, “silence the crowd, tell them, ‘Hey, don’t do that...’”

I’ll bite.