Jake Tapper as a UPS Driver

I agree with that part of the OP’s comment.  It’s the “voice of reason” part and the “did a respectable job” part that I don’t agree with.

I love my insurance! I love getting rejection letters about a drug that my doctor recommended because the insurance company would rather I try several different (much cheaper and more dangerous) ones first. I fucking love getting a surprise $500.00 bill in the mail for a test that Mrs. Funk had done, in-network,…

No. Barack Obama was/is one of the single most inspirational public speakers I’ve ever seen. I was in the tail-end of my 20's when he announced, and I bought what he was selling hook, line and sinker.

I guess I could start with, “As an urban mayor serving a diverse community, the racial divide lives within me.”

Bush Sr, I think. 

Good point, you’re probably right. 

I guess so. 

So like, the presidents that made internment camps for Japanese-Americans and the ones that LITERALLY OWNED SLAVES don’t count? Nixon and Reagan were the first?

Oh I wasn’t even paying attention to rankings, to be honest. From that perspective I’d be hard pressed to disagree.

I hear you. But in fairness, she said “the most progressive moderate.” Given that politics is a spectrum, I think it’s safe to assume what she means here. I don’t even disagree with that. I think he IS the most progressive moderate. That said: 1.). Fuck moderates. And 2.). He’s only progressive in the sense that his…

Hard disagree on Buttigieg. The guy just continues to prove that he’s an empty suit, waiting to parrot whatever think tank talking points are delivered wirelessly to his CPU. 

I fucking love you, Hamilton. Seriously.

The guy from Hung?

Ths.

If he suffers nothing else, can we at least ensure that his name is forever-linked to premature ejaculation?

“This!”

He looks like Colin Farrell had an audition for a role playing Mitt Romney and got hit in the face with a ham sandwich.

And yet Nixon’s views on healthcare would put him somewhere between Pete Buttigieg and Amy Klobuchar today.

True, but this article is more about Reaganism.