I don’t completely agree with this criticism of Harris, but god damn this is good Kinja.

Krishna Krishna

Can you verify that this comment is from you, Hollylujah, by replying with your address, social security number, phone number, bra size, first pet’s name, toe count, Bacon number, and your mother’s maiden name please?

“Article II allows me to do whatever I want.”

Also a member of the vile website Facebook dot com.

It’s so wonderful.

Death.

Jesus kegstanding Christ. This dude’s last words are going to be, “I’m not dying. You’re dying. I’m going to live on a farm!”

We don’t.  You’re a troll and it’s your job to build strawmen.

Well yeah, I mean, I want that. Legit criticism.

With my alcohol and cigarette and cholesterol consumption and sedentary lifestyle I’ll actually probably be long dead before any of this so JOKE’S ON YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!

With my alcohol and cigarette and cholesterol consumption and sedentary lifestyle I’ll actually probably be long dead before any of this so JOKE’S ON YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!

To be completely fair, she was asked by a reporter if she would personally appeal to Trump to get him to call off the raids. She responded that she would appeal to the religious leaders who put him in office because “they have a better voice for this,” meaning that the appeal to Trump would be more meaningful coming…

That was my voice, not his.  Don’t kink shame!

THIS.

“Maybe I should wear your new lingerie tonight, honey! Ha ha, just kidding NO COLLUSION I’M SMART MAGA MAGA FAKE NEWS”

We have definitively determined that there WON’T BE a “long in the future,” SO JOKE’S ON YOU!!!!!

He talks about his third term the way I talk about my secret fetishes/kinks with Mrs. Funk.

“(Gasps!)”