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“LOUD NOISES”

No dementia.  You’re demented!

“I think YOU were the one with a ‘job’ to do on dad last night, Ivanka.”

Is that Robert Redford?!

No. I meant oxytocin. The social acceptance hormone. It’s why he does nothing but hold rallies where everybody loves him. 

Yeah, I really won’t stand for that comparison.

How long until a right-wing attack on Sanders’ “anti-semitism” for daring to criticize Saban for spending money on politics?

I completely don’t see the Bobby/Oscar mixup, so I starred it for the same reason, even though I’m a Pens fan.

Some of you are here to make a beautiful pâté but we’re making sausage most of the time.

Oh, gotcha.  Yeah there’s a ton of rumors about him and pills.  He’s definitely got some addiction issues.  (KFC, young girls, oxytocin, etc)

the one virtue I’ll give him is that he doesn’t drink

Other than Canobie, I’ve never been there.

I know they’re becoming ubiquitous pretty much everywhere these days, but I still can’t get over how many great breweries there are around here.  Again, I came directly from Indiana where the only thing I could see was corn in every direction, but we didn’t have nearly this many around Pittsburgh.

He looks like an alien cockroach wearing an Eliot Spitzer suit.

If going out for drinks is on your agenda, check out 815.  It’s a really cool “secret” speakeasy that requires a password to get in to their secret entrance.  (The password is always available on their social media accounts, of course.)  But it’s right on Elm, in the heart of the entertainment district, with many

Communists...

Have you ever even looked at a fucking map? What is on the left side of the map?