Yeah, but a few thousand American patriots would be slightly less rich than they are now. The second bar on Chad’s third yacht isn’t going to diamond-encrust itself!

What is the alternative to the government paying it off?

If they can get this to pass I will eat my hat, your hat, and every hat in America. This won’t even pass in the House. Corporate Democrats are going to kill this before the Republicans even have a chance to.

He’s 2% milk.  He’s a souvenir back scratcher from the Cracker Barrel gift shop.  He’s pleated khakis on Saturday.  He’s Mayor Pleat.

It’s important to know what the “Answers ‘Unknown’ Callers on a Landline and Actually Talks to Pollsters” demographic thinks.

There is another entire section entitled “Red Flags,” besides this.

Sitting at home Friday night I looked at Apple’s news stories on my phone and it dawned on me that the President of the United States was credibly accused of rape, and the story wasn’t there. (I’m talking about when you swipe right from your home screen and it shows the top stories. There’s probably a name for that…

Damn right it is.

Holy shit, that’s one of the single worst ideas I’ve ever seen from a presidential candidate.  

He has the personality of a toaster.  If he were a car, he’d be a 2011 Ford Taurus.  

There is nothing fake about him, and the scare quotes are unnecessary. The word “Christian” is defined as a member of the religion of Christianity. Nothing more, nothing less. There are wonderful people and abhorrent people of all faiths and no faith. It’s long past time to stop using “Christian” as an adjective…

This idiot can’t go away fast enough. For the life of me I cannot understand how he appeals to anyone.

I’m pretty sure he’s heard of the guy who sang Thrift Shop, thank you very much.

Obama

They want to end so-called “global warming,” yet here they are FLYING ON PLANES.

thrusts his penis halfway — or completely, I’m not certain — inside me.

He’s breathing very heavily.

We all just need to repeat, “Boy, it sure would take a really smart guy with big hands and a giant sexy cock to avoid going to war with Iran!”

Pictured: White House Reporters

You can incinerate and snort my corpse for all I care.