I’m not quite sure how we learned equality from a war during which we held American citizens in concentration camps because of their ethnicity, or how we learned global citizenship after nuking civilians but before building a wall across the capital of Germany.

That used to be true. I would actually argue that it used to be more of a liberal problem than a conservative one, to be honest. Like the anti-GMO weirdos.

We learned a LOT from WWII.

If only there were an untapped labor source available to them...

Your rich brother-in-law shows up at your house uninvited, takes out the new furnace you just bought and replaces it with an old broken furnace that doesn’t give off heat, takes most of your food as payment for your new furnace, beats your children, shits on your couch, calls your boss to tell him you’re stealing from…

I wonder who will be responsible for this “wall” in 10-15 years when the wall becomes deteriorated beyond repair after these idiots neglected to take care of it?

“Their permit is still in the works,” Kuczmanski told BuzzFeed. “We’re asking for documentation.”

Global spending on cancer drugs is expected to exceed $150 billion next year.

I like to play Six Degrees of Skarsgårds instead of Kevin Bacon because it’s more modern and when I ask people to play it sounds like I’m having a stroke. 

Hey now, hey now, whoah. This is AMERICA. We don’t eat because we need to eat.

The only acceptable answer.

I guess encouraging people to be more active is way harder than curing cancer.

Yeah, but generally it’s like, “And we’re gonna take the FAT out of Washington!” or “We’re going to end tax loopholes for the one percent!”

Ummm...

The full quote, bolding mine:

Hey, is there data proven research and interventions that a proven to work with people who commit crimes? Yes.

Cool idea. Someone should come up with some kind of way to deliver video content to consumers, but only at specified times. You could even have someone create a Guide of some sort so you know which times and which days will feature which content.

If a Democrat miraculously wins the White House in 2020 I propose a drinking game: Every time She/He says something about it being “time to heal,” after Trump, drink.

He couldn’t have waited 18 more days?