Oh for sure. “I KNOW He’s real because I feel him in my heart and see him in the smile of every baby and...”

This is complete nonsense, and it’s fascinating to read.

I didn’t mention Libby, and Nick absolutely defended non-voters. This is beyond absurd. 

I’m referring to Nick’s defense of millennial nonvoters that was absolutely on Splinter. 

I mean, literally everyone is agnostic.

At least he’s telling his daughter that he’s soft for her, unlike a certain POTUS I won’t mention.

This. It was my favorite show and I had seen every episode multiple times. Until the 2016 election, and I haven’t seen it since. 

I thought it was a kids’ shoe with retractable wheels from Ireland that likes Nancy Pelosi.

Maybe, but they most certainly did not use words like “heliocentrism” when talking to him.

We could power the Mars shuttle with Carl Sagan’s spinning corpse.

I’ve read the entire bible. And I’m all three.

“Only the Sith deal in absolutes” and everything, but I’ve yet to come across a comment from someone who describes themselves as having “a brain” that wasn’t completely fucking stupid.

I’m waiting to see him in a Phil Mickelson biopic.

That sound you hear is the upcoming onslaught of bad faith arguments from the right about “the Democrat party buying votes.”

He looks like an eraser.

He’s only missing the Harley hat.

Yeah, probably. Meloni loves tearing into rightwingers and he is criminally underutilized as a comedic actor.