Pennsylvania. 

You say true, I say thank you.

Christians are so persecuted that they sometimes can’t refuse to provide medical care to gay people?Or something?

I don’t know. Maybe we should stop letting them define everything and control every narrative and just use words the way they are intended to be used.

Abolish corporate capitalism. 

In fairness, he’s also a daughter-fucking con man. 

iTunes Store as well.

iTunes Store as well.

The type of person who is undecided about their approval of Trump is not going to be reading the Mueller report.

Something something “sanctity of marriage.”

There are only two reasons to be a Republican: ignorance or malevolence. (3 reasons if you include both)

YES!

Maybe being a hunter / gatherer society wasn’t so bad.

Yeah, I wish we still lived in that country.

*idiots

Yeah, there’s not a chance in hell that America is dumb enough to elect a guy like Donald Trump president either.

Agreed, but the dipshit media fellates him already as some kind of down-to-earth, grounded voice of reason, and if this would happen every newspaper in the country would have a picture of Pence looking stoically at a slightly upward angle with a headline about “healing” and centrist Democrats everywhere would embrace…

Also CON: Pence would be far more effective than Trump in getting the Alt-Right agenda legislated.

This is true. Also, it’s like getting rid of the carpet that is covered with dog piss and replacing it with a nice hardwood.

I’m serious. Most people are too fucking stupid to understand basic policy, let alone anything remotely complex.

We made them keep Steven Seagal.