“Wait... he’s atill around?!”

The Lakers decided to win a few games in the hopes of increasing the odds of losing their pick, and thus reducing the odds of having to fucking deal with Lavar Ball for the next 5 years.

How dare you insult warlocks by implying that Steve Bannon and Reince Priebus are of their kind. Bannon is a troll, and Priebus is a Dark Elf. (Presumably he keeps his giant spider in a barn on his property back in Wisconsin.)

I graduated from USMA, the author has no idea what she’s talking about when she says there is “a misogynistic culture that has been unchanged for years.”

You say the uptick is due to ”...a misogynistic culture that has been unchanged for years.” Which implies this is a problem unique to military academies, how exactly do the military academies compare in their sexual assaults numbers to your average college?

In the sky in the background you can see a plane full of Cardinals piloted by Brian McCann flying in to curb-stomp him.

I’m surprised he was allowed to stay in his seats that long. I could barely get through 1:15 of it.

No. I mean humility, as in no pride, as in no “look at me”.

Beyond the smooth jumper and suffocating defense, it’s the fact that Kawhi just oozes character - has zero ego - that makes him such a joy to watch, for me.

“Finally my chance to get off the Mets!”

This guy definitely walks away from explosions without looking back.

I’m sure it’s not the first time one participant has tried to mount another at Westminster.

Yup, he’s gonna Fermentte at home for awhile.

Quick, call MI6! We need to get agent 007 in the case!! Someone is gilding America’s celebrities!!

Way to grab the low hanging berries

Just making sure the sac is still in Sacramento.

In West Virginia, you can do that to your cousins

I mean, she’s the best, right? I’m a 40 year-old straight, white dude. I’ve lived through every other dominant male or female recording superstar for the last 35 years. She just destroys everything in her path. I am in awe of what she is able to do to impact music.

Thank goodness, for once, for Twitter.

He was fired up because he was losing and running out of time.