*That is, only if you have found a high-percentage shot. Otherwise, continue to move the ball.

Jesus I’m so fucking tired of people making that “Zodiac Killer” noise about Senator Cruz. Have some fucking respect, assclown.

I am going to cause you emotional distress by posting this clip. Forgive me.

If Pop lead a coup to overthrow the current government, I would totally sign up to be in his army.

I would love to have a conversation with Pop but I’m sure after 3 minutes he would shake his head and mutter ‘I got better shit to do’ and then walk away.

Dang pop looks like the crazy uncle who thinks chem trails are real, but he talks like a friendly grandpa.

Go Falcons.

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.

*actually* POTUS45 lost San Antonio’s county by 14%, and lost 27 counties across the state including 4 of the 5 largest. #thisdoesntfitonamarchsign

Psh, this guy basically wrote the book on hiring foreigners and stashing assets abroad.

Too bad someone didn’t give him a Third Reich in the kisser.

Spencer did nazi that coming....

This headline is bullshit. WWE my ass.

Pretty sure it was Kotter, I.e. Welcome back, your dreams were your ticket out; Welcome back, to that same old place that you laughed about.

What was it Robert Frost said? “Good fences make good neighbors unless your neighbor is black in which case fuck that guy,” I think it was.

That poor man, I hope he’s okay. What an ordeal — I mean, there was a black guy right by his fence!

Somewhere in Buffalo, someone is watching this over and over and taking notes.

Chase goes hard to the hole just like his old man, MILF.

I guess Jim Irsay isn’t the only sports franchise owner to get in trouble while buying some horse.

Just shows you that even praying five times a day can’t make the Lions any better.