Maybe they could get Ron Jeremy to star.

I thought that was a given

My answer to "gain winter chub" is to eat with reckless abandon and get big. It's depressing to gain 2 inches on my waist, but I still look good and the bad weight will come off easy enough in the spring.

"Ditch the scale. Tweet Your Weight is bullshit. Americans are singularly obsessed with weight. Which is not to say that losing it is a bad thing. But you're better off listening to your body than hopping on a scale every day."

There was an old Ford truck driving around town painted like a Tonka once. A (non-car friend (I mean come on, he drives a Fiero (well, it sits in his garage (and the other one is in the junk yard now)))) friend told me "I hope that guy's truck is painted like that because he likes it and not because he can't afford to…

It's being fixed from what I hear.

Maybe they would have put air in the tires, too.

The neighbor kid bought my WRX. His step dad asked him one night if he'd been checking the oil and he said "every time I get gas." Neighbor said "let's go check it now," and after a few minutes with a dumb look on his face he asked "how do you open the hood?"

The univeristy (and its lawyers) say its legal and Diana Moskovitz says it's not. I AM SO FUCKING CONFLICTED.

Maybe it wasn't funny

In short, slow, heavy and expensive with rampant transmission problems.

To understand the SVX you have to take into account that it was made before the WRX STIs, back when Subaru was just a quirky import that was a barely blip on most people's radars.

No, but the production version will be identical. Behol, the future of VW.

Are these the "unbelievable, horrible, out-of-this-world, explosive diarrhea" gummy bears?

Are these the "unbelievable, horrible, out-of-this-world, explosive diarrhea" gummy bears?

"So then I say, "How many accidents have you been in in the past five years where you needed your car to stop because you didn't apply the brakes?""

And BTW, I am ON FIRE today! Three completely unrelated but applicable AND obscure references in 3 minutes.

I never heard no one call Marvin Gaye emo. I never heard no one call Buddy Guy emo.

I just never got the point.

I can't imagine running a race with no finish line. Just let me keep pace and make the most of my time. I love giving but I'm bad at receiving. The truth is I prefer to be the one bleeding.

Re: Bolian