You should meet more people.

I assume you’ll eat McDonald’s exclusively now.

they’re illegal

Condescending. Don’t overthink this.

What an incredibly pointless and irrelevant way to use your energy.

These fucking clowns make it more dangerous for everyone.

Motherfucker. What did I ever do other than look past everyone’s skin color and calmly, rationally explain why people saying/doing something racist were wrong?

That’s the fucking dealbreaker? Seriously? It wasn’t any of her terrible music or painful stupidity? You decided this in 2017 and not 10 years ago?

Fuck you, racist.

That gif is the most frustrating thing I’ve ever seen.

You are all Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell.

People watch the X-Games?

Weird, I typed “random quote” in to google and this was the first result.

See numbers below. See common sense: the most ridiculously heavy fucking car of all time vs a pretty light full size truck. I’d say my research is adequate.

Stock Challengers weigh about the same as an F150.

This went from “yeah, that’s right” to “no, that ain’t right” to “oh, it’s just fucking idiot” SO FAST.

I have this friend you’d like. “He’s the whitest black guy you’ll ever meet.”

Historically? Japanese brands don’t care.

I don’t have any trump-meme-posting friends

Then you better log in to Facebook right now, because one of your friends is posting a Trump meme that says something you don’t like. If you don’t go make a scene the world will hurt.