My buddy Kyle, his dad was a judge, and we were playing touch football in the street when we were six or seven, maybe ten, and my other friend Mike was quarterback and he was like “Go deep, way deep” and Kyle ran for, I dunno, had to be seven or eight seconds, just forever,and I was covering him and by then we were…

Doesn’t matter. The whole thing stinks.

Isn’t that a SUB-aru?

Entirely serious. I see no reason why an incredibly wealthy woman who gets attention effortlessly at all hours through her multiple media platforms would risk her meticulously crafted brand for a fake assault.

The woman can get PR with a wink and a smile.

That made me super happy, now off to my dreary job.

Ford’s pick up the tempo of your life ad where a goddamn Tempo goes through a loop.

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This certainly looks better than Saab’s attempt at the same (where they tilted the head), but it also looks RUINOUSLY complex.

Is this car a Haldex AWD ringer? I’m guessing he has a defeat switch when he does his totally unnecessary FWD burnout, but plugs it back in for the race. When he launches you can see a puff of smoke from his rears, and he leaves a small patch of rubber on the track.

Dhalsim, a character from the popular street fighter series of fighting games. One of his moves was the ability to extend his arms and legs really far for attacks. I used it to show that OP was reaching really far for that joke attempt.

They don’t teach Speech in High School any longer, do they?

Why do people who do nothing more taxing than game on their systems use these monitoring applications?
Honest question, I’ve worked in IT & development my entire adult life and I have never had a reason to have some doohicky showing me how much CPU my system is using, outside of occasionally kicking up the task…

+1 RIM shot

You can’t teach an old dog new tricks. I remember this every time I see someone who still has a blackberry.

So these aren’t the traits of Gibraltar?

Tesla spokeswoman says not to use ironically named “autopilot” feature without having hands on wheel and paying attention to the road and your surroundings... “In layman’s terms, the autopilot feature is only safe to use if you have a human actively driving and steering the car”, she went on to say.