Am I fake news?!

“Oh you want *me* to pick up your toys? Got it! I just put them away in the garbage is all.”

“Their six-year-old daughter, Sylvie”

This is the boss chicken Link fights in The Legend of Zelda when Link attacks too many chickens.

Republicans in congress hate the Coast Guard because most of them live in states with no coast so no chance to profiteer from it, and also because the Coast Guard does serious amounts of scientific research and we all know how Republicans feel about science. Especially sea based climate change science.

Being born in a big liberal city isn’t an accomplishment.

I’m always astounded when this shit happens in California. There’s no way you can live here and not understand that if all our immigrants were to disappear one day, we would be royally fucked.

They should have asked him for his SAG card in return.

They should have asked him for his SAG card in return.

“I need to make sure you’re from here,” the waiter told the women who, not knowing what else to do, handed over their IDs.

I prefer Mattracks because there isn’t any danger of slippage. With the ones you posted the tires can slip in that rig - it isn’t a huge risk but it can happen.

My cat loves boxes, but I think she likes paper grocery bags even more. She’ll lay inside, when the dog walks by, this paw reaches out and grabs the dogs leg. When the dog turns around to get the bag, the cat shoots out of it and the two of them play tag around the kitchen table. Then the cat sneaks back into the bag…

My cat thinks Amazon is a toy company.

PS9 commercial is a classic.

I don’t remember a lot of console commercials, but I remember this one, and I remember high school-me being really impressed.

I’m all for cool planes and stuff (former Air Force), but jesus, STOP SPENDING SO MUCH MONEY ON THIS SHIT! Spend it somewhere else if you absolutely have to! We don’t NEED another damn plane right now.

Came to the comments for PS9, concerned by how far I had to go to find it.

No PS9 love?