If this is real:

Or ‘I hate you so much right now’ after the hair dyeing incident.

So the killer business pairing here will be a company that has custom battery packs to match up with the vehicle that you are converting. 

Girls just wanna have fun! 

A good long distance identification trick is “the way that they are driving”; basically the “body language” of the vehicle on the road.

How about a “scoop swap”?

You’re supposed to blur HIS name.

With many years of food safety experience under my belt I was absolutely flabbergasted by some diners and truck stop deli operators that seemed to think that the >140F° rule for hot foods was anything more than a guideline or a gubment conspiracy to kill small businesses.

It’s all part of the Master Plan(tm):

The word you are looking for is Abandonware:

Everyone record video at every event. An old cell phone with no sim card will record video just fine and looks completely innocent sticking out of a pocket or bag.

He wins the Baghdad Bob Award for Public Speaking

Don’t worry: they’ll make it up in big cuck Kock donations.

Looks like the Colbert Report is back. 

The following charts are is for Hong Kong but are generally applicable to anywhere.

UVA/UVB blocking clothing is a much better way to go. Coolibar is a good brand that has a large selection. https://www.coolibar.com

When you know that you are a dung beetle, the only good you can do is to roll shit into the lion’s den.

Everyone record EVERYTHING

It’s times like these that I’m glad that my parents fought for years before a contentious joint custody divorce.

It’s not theft if the Fuhrer (or his lackeys) does it.