Or at least one multi-port hub with 2 USB-C ports and 4 full power USB-A ports.

Or at least one multi-port hub with 2 USB-C ports and 4 full power USB-A ports.

I had a very smart Siamese that absolutely loved the little plastic box-holder-uppers that go inside pizza boxes. Something to do with the skittering plastic sound and a basic 3 legged quasi-insectoid shape.

He does like to stare into mirrors.

Your headline brightened my day.

More likely to die from a rage aneurysm after reading some random insult or SNL skit.

Also perfect for “Upside-down Pot Pie”

They have a drug for that; it’s called cocaine.

Sounds like a fictional suburb of DC that all the PR flunkies live in.

I can’t wait until cheap, rampant, unregulated CRISPR powered genetic enhancements make every races’ “genetic superiority” (pffft) a quaint fever dream of historical times.

Change the actor portraying Trump to a woman.

Do you ever get the impression that the inside of Trump’s head looks like this?

The major problem - one of the major problems, for there are several - one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them.

Oddly appropriate Calvin and Hobbes strip:

Except that all of the Gizmodo group writers post a contact email in the grey box below the main article but before the comment reply button.

Don’t hurt their atrophied feelz: that vestigial organ is so shriveled and drowned daily in cheap beer.

Sorry but even so I had to add another star:

“Only traitorous commies would boycott the American Institution™ that is The Super Bowl!”

Trump State of Union will be held at the Super Bowl during the halftime show with strippers dancing around poles.

It is pointless to merely punish someone so useless. You have failed me for the last time Governor.