Oh you optimist!

After being my step mother's cat wrangler (14 cats at one point) for several years and watching almost every "large predatory cat" themed science show I came to a startling (or obvious) revelation:

Schanke: A tan will do you good. What's a little sunburn?

I'm not changing my eye color unless I can get glowing Terminator red.

Also

Apathism FTW: I don't know, I don't care, please stop killing over it.

But, evolutionarily, carnivores have been much more color sensitive than herbivores due mainly to the advantage conveyed by a hunter's ability to pick out tiny color inaccuracies in prey camouflage.

Would it still be vegan if it was a steak from a plant that ate only cows?

Just remind the old fogeies that our generation didn't coin the phrases "a roll in the hay" or "out behind the barn".

Smokers and dedicated perfume users who can't give it up.

"Morgan Freeman Narrates Porn" http://www.agirlandherfed.com/1.860.html

Ah, but the other boyfriend is a racist thug who beats you up, steals you things and kicks you out of your own house after his buddies have trashed it.

Now imagine it in Christopher Walken's voice.

A durable Drivers Education vehicle that students aren't likely to be able to damage.

or it's a symbol of not wanting to be thrown in to jail for child neglect and/or abuse.

It's called "psychopathy" and it seriously needs to be addressed as the number 1 mental health issue.

Sanity is relative. As Ambrose Bierce says in The Devil's Dictionary.

Watermelon Jelly Belly red Mazda Miata... with a Jelly Belly logo sticker on the back just like the confectionery itself.

How about we have an alliance of food service companies that proudly advertise that they pay real living wages to employees?

You confuse a realistic assessment of the Deep South's homophobic heteronormative ways with fatalism.