I came by this training in a more organic F'ed up manner: being joint custody luggage of two parents that moved all over the United States while I was young.

And this most succinctly sums up the entire article.

I lived with 12 in the country. We only started out with the 2 adoptions from the pound but strays kept showing up on our doorstep. We got all of them spayed or neutered ASAP but word gets around the feline community that there is a warm house with free food.

Cats never look happy on purpose. They have to be cool and maintain the upper paw so they'll never intentionally let you know you've done something right.

Now now... you wouldn't want to kill these guys and let them off easy.

With the vast diversity of random comment generating websites it would be easy to pull up a random site's script, add a few plot/setting relevant words to the engine and let the streaming heap that is the web make NPCs truly unique.

Thank you Internet Group Mind!

I read that there was an episode where the correct diagnosis was in fact Lupus but I find myself not motivated enough to dig up which one.

It's Lupus.

But who predates Gus Gorman's successful attempt (played by Richard Pryor) in Superman 3 to socially engineer access to computers secured by a physical guard?

Too young to have any knowledge of how a printing press actually works.

All women's hormonal cycles are different: some merely in levels and timing, some in largely weird structural ways that make scientific charts look like medieval guesswork.

I get the distinct impression from that smirk that she will relish the suffering of her enemies rather than being indifferent.

I've always felt that these fundies were the least bit serious about preventing abortions they put all their money in to helping the only demographic they truly care about: MEN. This means a 100% effective Zero side effect MALE birth control pill/injection.

And its corollary: "Everyone is someone else's kink"

Once you are done wasting money on junk you buy RAM.

Once you are done wasting money on junk you buy RAM.

I do not believe that anyone makes a single mounting device that would tightly hold devices of such different size.

I do not believe that anyone makes a single mounting device that would tightly hold devices of such different size.

Unless Weird Al has specifically said he's retiring then everyone can stop panicking.

That's what Tvtropes.org is for.

Sorry to harsh yall's cynical vibe but...