I always get excited when a release actually bothers to have a nice, full color instruction manual anymore. You only really get it with niche releases now.

Well now!

I think you may be thinking the underwater level. There's a level where you need to guide an extremely fragile glass submarine through increasingly tight tunnels full of traps. It's pretty much the same thing as the dam level in the original NES TMNT game, and it's just as miserable.

EWJ was ripping on the "Saving the princess" trope years before it was hip.

I love everything about them except actually playing them.

I think they actually pulled the ability to pre-purchase it off of the Xbox store entirely. My wife and I are both very interested in the game, but it's getting to the point now that I keep forgetting that it exists.

Earthworm Jim 1 & 2. The artwork and animation quality still is wonderful to this day, the music is catchy, and there's a fun sense of humor throughout, but the level design is pretty damn obtuse, the controls are finicky, and the screen scrolls in a really forceful fashion that makes it hard to keep up sometimes. I…

I won a lot of battles out of sheer attrition in Vagrant Story. I don't recall the mechanics ever fully clicking with me either, but I still somehow managed to play through the whole thing. I'm not sure I would have the patience for that now.

Reading that makes me want to puke. These people are disgusting.

I think they could use some prison time, too, personally.

I read the Washington Post article yesterday morning and I wish I didn't. It depressed me throughout the day, and whenever I stopped thinking about it, I would randomly start thinking about it again shortly after, starting the whole thing again. These people are monsters, I feel terrible for their kids, and it gives…

They probably did Google it several times over, I'd bet, and chose it on purpose.

They introduced Nakamura flawlessly on NXT by simply teasing him for a while then giving him a long, awesome match to showcase his skills. I'm sad they didn't follow that same template. They even have Sami Zayn to do a showcase rematch with!

You didn't enjoy the misadventures of Bimmy and Jimmy?

The Arcade one is the best, because it just lets Battletoads be the beat-em-up that it always should of been.

Some of us still are!

It's one of the few games I sat and watched a Let's Play of for the entire game. I would have loved that game if I got to play it when it first came out. I can't imagine the game holds up that well, but the vibe of the whole thing is still incredibly weird.

I agree. I loved Bray Wyatt when he debuted, because it was so different and the Wyatt Family worked. A constant stream of losses, multiple Wyatt Family break-ups and reunions, and an increasingly silly "supernatural" power set have really damaged him immensely as a character.

My wife was watching RAW with me last night, and when Bray came on to promote the House of Horrors match she just rolled her eyes at me and started doing something else. She had never seen him before and instantly thought the whole thing was goofy. What they're doing with Bray right now isn't working, and he's hard to…

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I still have no idea what he's talking about.