MRA test case? Figures.

Get thee to a punnery.

“The student who actually took my phone and took pictures turned around and told me your day of reckoning is coming,” says Arthur.

Funny how it’s always like that, eh? If it’s not the stereotype of a woman “needing” a man to “complete” her, it’s some guy fantasizing no-strings sex. Either way, it seems to me it’s the men who are looking for someone to complete them, whether they realize that or not.

Bless their hearts. They seem so nice!

Definitely not the only one, although I’m Canadian. Never shaved it, never waxed it, only ever trimmed it (and that mainly for comfort). Couldn’t imagine denuding it just for the sake of some dumb fashion.

On the plus side, now that his name is out there and down for a creepy effin’ stalker, there’s a good chance that no one else will want him ever.

Sadly, there isn’t. (I speak it natively.) Sorry.

So long, lovely lady. You looked...marvellous.

He not only used those as ass cover, he probably also kept them as trophies, like a serial killer/sex offender. He’s so creepy on so many levels.

That’s SO O. Henry!

Right? He could just write “sex with me will get you hired”, but that would be giving away too much.

And Corey Hart, and ZZTop.

Is this a call for DJs, or models? Sheesh.

That’s perfect! They already have this weird idea that women don’t poop.

8 X 10 glossy, or Polaroid? Inquiring minds, etc.

Right? And he’s probably a better lay, too!

If they sent me a Lelo, you damn betcha I wouldn’t feel insulted. I’d feel...um...pretty damn good, actually.

Even if they did, they’d still look fucking ridiculous. And I would so pay to see that.

OTOH, that is a cute selfie. Everybody so cheerful and smiling. At least she didn’t kvetch about the peons.