That looks even more weirdly gross than it would have without the pixels.

Better a visibly lactating nipple than an audibly cranky baby, anyday.

You took the words right out of my mouth. The resemblance is astounding:

It’s a soul(less) patch.

That’s a rib-eye? Looks more like a lamb chop to me. (And probably more fitting anyhow, given that sonnyboy there is whiter than white...)

OMG, didn’t see the date...all I saw was that it came up in the sidebar on another article I read. Will I ever learn...

How I Saved Someone’s Life and Marriage and Family Problems Thru Communication

I’ll bet that child was the unnamed one of “unknown relationship to the couple”, too. OMG, poor kid, to be in the house when THAT happens.

I can’t even. As common as these incidents are, they’re “an urban legend”? Fuck that noise.

It’s a power trip, I think. They don’t care if she’s active or interested; they want control of her. As absolute of control as it gets, short of outright necrophilia.

I really truly hope that that one got no replies, just on account of how pretentiously sickening it is.

Sexism is the stupidity of mankind.

You’re not kidding. I had that hair naturally, and spent the entire first half of the ‘80s and then some trying to straighten it. Or at least mold it into soft flowy romantic waves. And my hair laughed at my efforts and redoubledbonkered itself...

Oh shit, I had that one, too! And The Popularity Plan. Which actually contained some useful advice for us terminally shy types, up to a point...

Elle on Earth

It might be the only theme song anyone is willing to let him use.

My thoughts exactly.

Specifically, the outfit that the ladies are wearing.

Backpfeifengesicht.

Oh, but his good name. Waaaaa!