You know, I went and looked it up!

I met Joe Walsh in a Colonial cafe outside of Elgin Community College during my lunch break some years back. I thought I recognized him and asked, “are you Joe Walsh?”

Seriously. Full fucking sentences that are not comprised of words like “beautiful” or “tremendous” repeated 2-7 times to fill them.

What bothers me is that this woman is a professor...

Susan Gurney is clearly an ignorant self-hater. Women experience cognitive decline after 55, but magical men don’t? Makes sense, so let’s put a man who is 2 years older than the woman running) in office. And the thing about the way they speak? Whaaaat? She hears rationality, intelligence, and coherence when Trump…

This logic I understand. I often ask myself, if Jeffrey Dahmer hated boys so much, why did he eat them?

“To be kissed for 15 minutes is not a terrifying situation—you can press the button for a flight attendant...”

He has such high regards for the sanctity of marriage that he did it three times! That’s three times more regard than someone who is only married once! Did I get this right, Kellyanne?

How is it slanted like he’s racist? “UPDATE 12:26 AM: Oh, Ken Bone also thought the shooting of Trayvon Martin was “justified.””

He’s a public figure who thinks a very high-profile shooting was justified (newsworthy), blames women who take nude pictures for having those pictures hacked and leaked (newsworthy), admitted to forging insurance documents (newsworthy, but more for the fact that it’s laughable that the job that required him to drive…

That I agree with.

If I posted “here’s my real name, this is my kinja account?” No. How could I be mad at people looking at posts I basically pointed them directly to.

Florida juries are wretched hives of scum and villainy, as they so routinely prove.

Agreed. I don’t know why we can’t have a good laugh at this guy who never deserved to be some kind of “internet hero” in the first place.

largely against their will …

Wow.

I guess I’m an ass, but I don’t have a lot of sympathy for this kind of attention-seeking. He’s courting. He claims to be undecided, then he claims to be “more” undecided. He’s not politically moderate in any thoughtful or rational way. He just wants people to look at him. He offers autographs while wearing a shirt…

He volunteered to go on tv as an undecided voter in possibly the nastiest and most obvious presidential election in modern history. I’m having a really hard time mustering sympathy for him.

Wow, Ken Bone really showed his true colors when he used the word “justifed” with Zimmerman, then calling him a “big ole shitbird”.

Does being on the side of Zimmerman count as Woke?