Well, you’re not wrong. ‘Twas one helluva derp...

I never liked her, and suddenly I realized why. It’s because she reeks of Eau de Crap.

And no doubt it will be richly deserved.

Right? “I had to wait my turn in line, now so do you.” Gee, thanks, Michael. At this rate, it looks like non-white actors will take at least another century in movies to reach parity at the Oscars.

I’m embarrassed by proxy for them. And I wish they’d take that burden upon themselves.

Exactly. Being considered for an award ≠ hogging ALL THE AWARDS. Sometimes it’s nice just to be invited to the party, or at least allowed in through the front door.

I think I’m stoned!

Might this be who you’re thinking of?

Just as well I haven’t heard the other one. The first was crappy enough.

And here *I* thought he was a one-hit wonderdick.

Yeah, the main challenge is realizing that younger women don’t just fall into any older man’s outstretched hand like overripe fruit. Unless it’s someone with whom they actually click on a personal level. And these guys strike me as the sort that don’t understand personal clickage at all.

Come sit by me. I’m the exact same way. Don’t want kids, can’t be bothered, am getting close to 50 and couldn’t care less. If I cared that much about getting societal approval, I’d have had kids in my 20s and been right on it. These guys should realize that they don’t improve with age.

YES! Thank you. These guys’ lives should be cautionary tales. Women get told from girlhood not to waste time dating around, to try and land a “good man” (whatever THAT might entail), and get married, have kids, etc. And we’re always being fed awful stories about women who “waited too long”, too...usually in backlash…

Considering he’s only rich on paper, I’m not surprised.

Heh. I made that same prediction above. Fistbump!

I give it two years, max.

I refuse to learn this lesson. I’d rather be single to the death.

The line between “garbage man” and “pickup artist” just keeps getting blurrier all the time. She really should have stuck to her first impression of this dick.

Should have eaten his broccoli.

Oh HELL no. I’ve seen how much grease it takes to fry their pizzas. I haven’t darkened their doors since, and that was over 20 years ago.