And it’s HIM! And he pregnated her!

Handbags as hats? Oh, that’s IT. Anne Hathaway wins the Internets!

My fave, and mandatory for Pi Day:

Wow. He’s as bad at English as he is at boyfriending. Words: what are they, and what do they even mean?

That face has “about as bright as a mud fence” written all over it.

Relax! We bring you good coffee, Timbits, and same-sex marriage without muss, fuss, or Rapture bullshit. Or “militia” bullshit either, come to that.

We’re BOTH Olds. I miss and mourn that show. It was a hoot.

And then there’s what happened to poor Ed Gruberman:

And one for Jenny and the wimp:

Either that, or he was the asshole who razzed her for standing out in some intelligent way. I’m guessing he was an antifeminist then, too.

You mean like through assholery? Sure seems that way. Sucks to be them, ha ha.

Because the original poster who went trawling through our yearbook is very inconsiderate towards my needs, they didn’t post their own high school photo so that I could also recognize them. I’ve tried to figure out who the culprit is, but from as far back as I could find, the first appearance of my picture was on a…

He didn’t crash it into anything or fall off it and break shit? It’s a miracle. Give that man a sainthood, already!

The situation reportedly lasted from the time he got in the train at President Street in Crown Heights until he disembarked more than 30 minutes later.

DOG FOOD???

Google-fu is wonderful sometimes, innit?

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She did that? Atta girl.

I don’t know this guy, but...fuck him with a rusty rake head.