They’re not big aficionados; they just want to look badass for their under-age fans whose parents won’t let them get even a butterfly. Also, none of these guys will ever be renowned for their brains.

Seriously. Dafuq does it even say?

As a Canadian, I wish to apologize for this rude, avaricious asshole.

“Dr.” Diploma Mill pipes up again, oh joy.

I know that look well. It’s the “I must vomit and I can’t get to a bathroom so I’ll just do it in my mouth” look.

Or worse, to the fast-food joint down the street. Poor dear.

Just wait till The Donald finds out that women POOP, too...it will kill him!

“Male weakness” is also at odds with the idea that WOMEN are the “weaker sex”. Well, sexists, which is it? Because you can’t have both.

Not a bit weird at all. It should be taught in schools, too, so that local kids grow up just as aware of the law as new immigrants are (because “boys will be boys” is a problem with no color or culture barriers anyway). I’d say this is actually sensible. Newcomers would end up in a lot less trouble with the law in…

I was like that in my teens and 20s, too. And now that I’m out of it...and depression too, thankfully...I find that to be so fucked up.

Ugh, that’s terrible. HE’s terrible. I hope he learned his lesson...

I’m getting a strong whiff of stale beer-vomit from the stairwell of a very disreputable gin joint.

-2/10, would not only not bang, would run screaming for the hills!

He belongs painted on a piece of cheap velour, definitely.

What did Old Spice ever do to deserve that? I think he must smell of cheap bourbon.

I’m an Old too, and he looks like an Older.

Oh, my hormones...or what-have-you.

Of COURSE he has an OKC account. And of course he wonders why he never hears back from anyone. Right? Right? RIGHT???

Such as “Why do you exist?” That would be mine...

Bleached skeletons...so sexy!