It’s like he’s totally oblivious to the fact that the world has turned since 1945...and that there’s now this thing called the Internet, which immortalizes basically every stupid fucking thing you’ve ever said or done. Could someone please kindly get him up to speed?

Things to do before travelling to Bolivia:

And in other news, Subway turkey-and-veg sandwiches are now the new Viagra.

Yes! What did poor little HIV ever do to deserve such an odious association?

MRA (whining): “Why do women get a day and men don’t? Men only achieved everything in the history of achieving, and EVER.”

Right? Toilet Day is EVERY day.

I was wondering what Ms. Minaj had to do with any of this. What an idiot!

Marionettes? OMGWTFBBQ!!!

Just when I thought he could not possibly get any more badass, he does.

It makes the case for veils and peplums rather nicely, too.

Mine is all due to spaghetti. Just like Sophia Loren.

Caveman Courtship. Gotta love it (and by “love”, I mean vomit all over).

This poster deserves alternative text. I suggest “Guard your eggnog against this guy.”

Cannot be unseen!

Yeek. I’d be out of there like a shot. I might even take my chances with the car still being in motion, too.

pick up quality women at Whole Foods

Forcing people to live on sub-minimum wages is so alpha.

Gay people have been fully legal in Canada since 2005. And my best friend for over 25 years is one. Yet, oddly, I have not turned into one myself. We both concluded long ago that he was doing Teh Ghey all wrong.

The video was down before I could watch it, but I’m betting strongly on Backpfeifengesicht.

The implication is that I would throw Blue Shirt overboard if he ever tried that with me.