It’s “amazing” because everything in it is complete bullshit, and you’re amazed that anyone would write that. Correct?

You sound like a PUA, and kind of a douche, period.

Was his name by any chance “Roosh”?

“I’m so jealous of the hooker-uppers. Seems like it’s so easy to get laid now all these good looking athletic young guys r getting so much free sex it kills me. laxitutes. Such a bummer. Such a bummer. To be evaluated by women. To be graded. To be rated. Where do I stand? How big? How strong? How enduring? How…

Right? Maybe it’s time to stop “honoring” those immature voices from the little head, and start letting one’s big head do the talking.

“Free sex”...LOL. Is he admitting that he pays for it? Or insinuating that he thinks women are sex automats that you keep dropping coins into until sex falls out? So many questions...

Or better still, a paper bag over that whole head. But yeah.

It’s a tragic kingdom all unto itself. (I can haz out of teh greyz, too, pls?)

Also, that curly fall tacked onto the back of her head doesn’t match her hair. What a sad come-down.

If that’s true, then I should start growing extra thumbs and toes. Mine’s a polydactyl.

Poor kitty. That is just a whole slew of nope.

Dearborn, MO...basically, just Stupidville on steroids.

Why, oh why, could he not just play baseball with his son like everybody else...

Way to totally not get it, sparky.

And this in a paper advertising itself (still) as Canada’s national newspaper. The same that endorsed the soon-to-be-ex-PM’s party, but not him. Figure THAT out.

Most patient kitty ever. Extra ear scritches for her!

Even worse than a forced hug is a forced hug with boob-crush thrown in for good measure. A big guy once scrunched me (and my F-cups) against him so hard it hurt. UGH, NO, JUST DON’T.

OFFS. Two thirds of what I see there is workout clothes. These guys need to quit perving, already.

What a sweetie! Glad she’s feeling at home already!

Urban Decay Matte Revolution Lipstick in 1993. Yes, the color from that year is baaaaack, and it’s FAAAAABULOUS. Got it from Sephora and am loving it to death. It’s not too-too matte, either; not drying or powdery. Soft and creamy and comfy to wear, even if you do have to reapply. Totally worth it!